Cheery Bananas Online

In another chilling reminder of the lax security at Westminster, it was revealed today that The Labour Party smuggled a fake Prime Minister into the House of Commons some years ago.
"Blair" as the fraud is known was allowed into Parliament after conning millions of people into voting for him in the mistaken belief that he would represent their interests once elected.
"It's a laugh, innit?" said some fanny.
Meanwhile, armed guards are today on patrol outside Parliament following Police action to bolt some stable doors behind several departing horses.