Cheery Bananas Online

Literately tens of people could barely manage a “so what?” today as the long lost tenth issue of cult Glasgow litter tray liner Cheery Bananas finally hit the streets.
While the streets remained inexplicibly free of cheering crowds, one man feels his long struggle is over.
Rabid CB fan Plymouth Argyle has been staging a naked internet chug-a-thon since the magazine failed to appear last March as scheduled. With his weight soaring, his wife long gone and his kids calling some other bloke daddy, Plymouth is glad he can now get his life back on track.
“I have some minor health concerns to address,” the au natural numpty told us, “Some physical, quite a few mental.”

In other words Cheery Bananas#10 is out and available from Missing Records, Mono (hopefully, I haven’t asked yet…) and here!

Isn’t life dandy?