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The body of former US President Ronald Reagan was today placed on high alert after intelligence was uncovered detailing a plot to assassinate the recently deceased US leader.
Armed guards have been placed around the grave of the departed ex actor, who's love of installing puppet governments and sleeping through the important stuff gained him a special place in the hearts of many of his countyfolk.
"They'll never take him alive!" Security officer Randy Gubbs told us today from his post near the "Bedtime For Bonzo" star's final resting place.

The plot to assasinate Reagan was discovered as part of captured al- Qaeda information at the root of terror alerts in Britain and America this week, which turned out to be in the region of four years old.

With al-Qaeda apparently planning their next series of attacks at least four years in arrears, many westerners are petrified that they will carry out reported threats to rig the outcome of the 2002 World Cup, blow up the Berlin Wall and disrupt Charles Lindberg's attempt to fly solo across the Atlantic.