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Having handed over “control” to an interim Iraqi “Government”, America have revealed plans to help restore the nations battered financial status.
“Project Americaland”, will see Iraq become an interactive fun park for all the family, build by U.S Vice President Dick Cheney’s former company Halliburton.

“It’s a great idea,” said displaced Iraqi villager Usil Falar. “Can I have some food now?”
“We’ll be running Project Americaland on behalf of the Iraqi people, looking after the things the Iraqi people quite understandably can’t be bothered with, like all that annoying oil.” The Vice President told us at today’s launch party.
“Of course, many of Halliburton’s staff have experience of working with Saddam’s regime helping build Oil Refineries while I was in charge, er, I mean, no they didn’t, Saddam is a Hitler, gassed his own people, etc, etc…”

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