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Desperate White House officials are set to play their trump card in the battle for Iraqi hearts and minds.
Slick new leaflet drops will offer any Iraqi citizen free satellite or cable installation in time for re-runs of the final series of hit sitcom “Friends” in exchange for a promise that they’ll stop shooting Allied soldiers and generally stop moaning about the fact that they have no water, operational hospitals, food or say in running their own country.
“The Iraqi people are understandably angry about the pigs arse we’re making of things over here,” laughed British Commander in Chief General Rupert Gossington-Gossington.
“But hopefully, once they’ve seen the hilarious episode of “Friends” where Joey gets locked in his own hi-fi unit, they’ll realise we in the West are just human like them, only healthier, with money and houses and tap water and the like.”

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