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A wheel chair bound man has lashed out at his local authority for failing to provide proper wheelchair access to his local red light district following claims that he has received direct orders from God to wipe the streets clean of local prostitutes.
“No-one seems to be taking this seriously,” claims deranged would-be whore killer Oscar Ladance.
“I’ve tried going down there to carry out my Heavenly duty, but every time I get near the girls they simply run up a nearby flight of stairs and ridicule me and my non-functioning private parts from their elevated position. It’s a very frustrating situation.”
Oscar has demanded equal rights for disabled homicidal loons, claiming that local authorities have been “bending over backwards” to help able-bodied nut jobs for years.
“Did Peter Suttcliffe have to worry about stairs or inaccessible buildings? I think not. In fact I happen to know that one of his favoured routes had been beautifully re-surfaced just a few months before his killing spree began.”

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