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With plans for Britishness tests for all new immigrants gathering pace, Home Secretary David Blunkett is now set to demand that foreign footballers also face investigation after it was reported that several members of Arsenal’s Championship winning squad were overheard “…speaking French” by an astonished Highbury tea boy.
“I couldn’t believe me ears!” said Kip Babbage today, in an exclusive article for a tabloid newspaper.
“Lor Luvaduck, I said to meself. This lot are only foreigners innit?”

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