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With British soldiers coming under increasingly frequent attack in Iraq one brave squaddie is hitting out against being ambushed – in the pocket!
“It’s hard to believe that while we’re over here, defending British interests or whatever that we are being charged on average 40% more for texts and video messaging,” says outraged Bombardier Lucky Pipes of the 5th Royal Invaders.

“That means that when I sent a text to my mate Corker’s Ma telling her that he was coming home in a polythene poke it cost me a fiver more that it would have if I’d sent the text from the UK. It’s a bleeding scandal I say.”

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